(Start with "Monday" if you can. I personally have plenty of time. I called in sick today to attend an all-important Easter egg hunt.) So, what were we talking about? Oh right. How National Infertility Awareness Week is a great thing for those who don't know how big of an issue infertility is in our world today. But for those who have used parts of our anatomy as pin cushions on a daily basis... We really don't need any reminders.
So, there I was, living my quiet infertile life...In infertility seclusion... Sneaking off in the middle of the night to my doctor's appointments ("Hi. I need an appointment. Do you have anything around 2:30?... No, I mean AM.)
Dressed in all black with dark sunglasses, a trench coat, and (well, I would say "fake moustache" but. to be honest... I just stopped waxing.)
Then I'd take off the trench coat and glasses, leave them in the trash can on the corner of First Avenue and Sixty-First street and go off to work. (Nobody ever emptied the garbage so I would just pull them back out at my next appointment).
I was doing just fine with this double life: Normal by day... Infertile by night... until National Infertility Awareness Day came... and "outed" me.
Today's Fertility Authority Friday. To read more, please head over to my post there:
Have a great weekend. I'll talk to ya again on Monday.