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So, what were we talking about? Oh right. National Infertility Awareness Week--I've written those four words so many times in the past 2 weeks I actually programmed a key on my computer to type it just by me looking at it. (Call me lazy...May as well... there's no other word for it.)
Hopefully you were all involved in the big hoopla surrounding (my eyes are going towards that key) National Infertility Awareness Week. I trust that you partied responsibly.
I know none of you shot up hormones without a designated driver and then drove yourself home.
I mean, I hate when people drive and talk on a phone--nevermind drive and text-- but driving while kneeling on the front seat to give yourself a butt injection? That's just going too far.
(I suppose you could stick your butt out the window at a red light and moon the guy in the next car and hand over the syringe: "Excuse me ! Sir?! Sir?!! Excuse me?! Would you mind? Come on, come on, it's not that long a light.)
Of course I'd hate to have to explain that to a cop.... Or a judge... or maybe a jury... Or the local newspaper... Or your relatives in Iowa who get your local newspaper online... Or their boss who somehow connected that you're related to them...
So listen: Today's Fertility Authority Friday. So if you'd be so kind, click over to their website and you'll get more of Laughing IS Conceivable and the clean-up and aftermath of (eyes to the key) National Infertility Awareness Week...According to me anyway.
Here's the direct link in case you're lazy like me and too lazy to scroll down. http://fertilityauthority.com/blogger/1013368
Listen, I gotta go. I have a big date with my boyfriend/fiance/husband/boy-toy/lover man/hunka-hunka burnin' love tonight...I'd tell you more but it's kinda private.
I'll talk with ya again on Monday.