Wrapping Up the Memorial Day Leftovers (Thursday/Friday)

So sorry I missed posting yesterday. I was going to try to play it off and say, "Sorry for posting 'Thursday' so late!" But now that it's 11 AM Friday that seemed pretty absurd.  So instead I've decided to go with the (Thursday/Friday) thing in the title. I don't know what the hell it means either. It just made me feel less like a slacker.  Not that I'm not extremely proud of being ranked #3 in the country at the National Slacking Championship.  

So, what were we talking about? Oh right. Basically, just to get you up to speed: I'd gotten sick and tired of all of us being grilled like cheese sandwiches by our neighbors on why we don't have kids and what we're doing about it.

So in honor of the start of summer, I thought it extremely appropriate to turn the tables: Invite all the neighbors over for a big Memorial Day Weekend barbecue and grill them on something extremely personal for a change. (I suppose I could have taken the easy way out and, as they arrived at my house tell them:  MYOB.

Does anyone still use that phrase? Or as I'm from NY originally: MYOFB.... And let's just say the "FB" doesn't stand for FaceBook. 

So last week we grilled some of my neighbors on their boob jobs and booty calls, their hoochie habits and mooching habits.

Today is Fertility Authority Friday. In my brand new post over there, I stop my good neighbor on her driveway and inquire why there's always a truck parked right there every morning-- Precisely twenty minutes after her husband leaves for work...

Should make for some interesting grilling............    http://fertilityauthority.com/blogger/1013368

Have a great weekend. I'll talk with ya again on Monday.